“Time
is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”
--Douglas
Adams
The truth
is, most often, something at least slightly (and occasionally wildly) different
from what you may be hearing, seeing, touching, tasting, feeling, or most
especially thinking at any given
moment. Including right now, of course,
but if we chase that particular white
rabbit, we’ll never say anything useful at all.
So it is
with keeping bees. Most of what people
think about it (even people who already do it) is not quite right.
There are a
number of questions sensible people have when the subject of keeping bees in
one’s backyard comes up, among them:
- Are you nuts?! Bees sting!
- Isn’t it awfully expensive, what with all the special equipment you need?
- Doesn’t it hurt your back to lift a 50 pound box full of bees and honey?
- Doesn’t it take a lot of time?
- Are you nuts?! Bees sting!
There are
others, of course, but these are the ones we hear most often when telling
people about our new hobby. We don’t yet
know anywhere near enough about beekeeping to consider ourselves “experts” but
we expect that this will eventually change.
An expert, after all, is someone who has made every mistake possible in
a narrow field; we certainly made a good start on that path last year; this
year, we’ve encountered a few new doosies, but we figure we still have plenty
more mistakes to make before we get our black-belts in bees.
So… to
answer the common questions:
Yes, bees do
sting. But, to date, knock on wood, we
have never been stung while working a hive.
We are sure that this will eventually change, but the truth is that bees
are generally passive creatures, so long as you follow a few common sense
rules. The only times we have ever been
stung have been when we were accidentally endangering a bee whose presence was
unknown (sitting idly in the bottom of a sandal, for example, or resting on the
hinge of a gate). And both of these
instances were before we got a
beehive.
There have
been plenty of times, in fact, when we have worked side by side with bees long
before we ever thought about getting a hive of them in our backyard. Our rosemary and basil plants are frequently
buzzing with every kind of bee imaginable, and our raspberry autumn sage (you
might know it as scarlet salvia) positively brims with bumblebees most of the
year. We get down in the dirt to tend to
these plants, and have our faces and exposed arms literally inches away from
the bees on a regular basis – we let them go about their chores, and they let
us go about ours. It is really quite peaceful.
As for when
we are actually working the hive, no we don’t get stung, for a few simple
reasons:
- · Protective clothing. Some beekeepers are good enough at it that they can go in sans hat-and-veil, with no gloves, and even in shorts and short-sleeves. We’re not there yet. We wear homemade veils, long-sleeve shirts, jeans and boots, and the tight-fitting gloves preferred by medical facility cleaning crews world-wide. We suppose it’s theoretically possible a bee might be able to sting through these gloves, but they give us the extra confidence necessary to stay calm, which is really key.
- · Mist of sugar-water. Some (nay, most) beekeepers use smoke to “pacify” a hive of bees. We reject this approach entirely, because, while it is effective, it is also a much harsher treatment of the hive than is typically realized. The reason bees do not attack when they have been “smoked” is that smoke causes the bees to retreat to the hive in an attempt to minimize the damage caused by the supposedly impending forest fire – if the hive manages to go undamaged, then as many bees as possible must be alive to allow the queen to survive in the newly denuded forest – this is a highly stressful scenario for the hive; smoke doesn’t make them sleepy, it makes them panic. We have not yet got enough experience to notice the difference (nor do we want it, frankly) but from at least one experienced beekeeper we have been informed that “smoked” hives take several hours to recover from this panic state and begin working properly again. A sugar-misted hive (or better still, one sprinkled with confectioner’s sugar) is peaceful in the same way that office workers who are given an especially large Christmas bonus are peaceful. They are temporarily out for a party, and return to work without too much grumbling.
- · Top Bar Hive. This is the biggie. We don’t run nearly as much risk of getting stung as most beekeepers do simply because when we work a hive, we are only working one comb at a time instead of exposing the entire hive all at once. More on Top Bar advantages in a moment, but this is one advantage that answers the most common complaint we hear. Yes, we will eventually get stung working the hive, but no, not that often, and yes, there are ways to minimize the possibility.
Of course,
we are not all that sympathetic anyway to the wimpy complaint of “ooh, aren’t
you afraid of getting stung?” simply because we’ve been stung before, and it
didn’t really hurt very much. We’d much
rather be stung by a honeybee than, for example, step into a fire ant mound
without noticing it. Yes, a honeybee
sting pinches a little, but after a fairly short while, you forget it
happened. Fire ants, though, remind you
for days that you transgressed on their territory. Nasty blighters.
The next big
complaint, of course, was that beekeeping is an expensive hobby. If you follow the traditional “rules” then,
yes, that would be true. Pick up a
catalog from any of the handful of beekeeping equipment vendors throughout the
country, and you’ll be shocked. A full
“starter kit” with Langstroth hive supers, stands, honey extractor, haz-mat
suit, smoker, etc. could run you $600-800.
And that’s before you throw in
a $100 for the actual bees.
Fortunately,
you don’t have to follow those rules.
Top bar
hives (more properly “horizontal top bar hives” or “hTBH”s – we’ll talk about
“vertical” vTBHs some other time) can be made from scrap lumber (we’ve seen
some stellar examples made out of torn up wooden pallets) for however much
money you are willing to lay out for construction materials. There are blueprints available on the web,
but the truth is, you can use a little common sense to figure out what
dimensions you want to use. There’s a professional
“large scale” hTBH beekeeper in New Mexico who has 50 acres of scrub land
dotted with old water barrels sawed in half lengthwise – picture what kind of
structures in nature the bees use, and you’ve got the idea – vTBHs are probably
a little more realistic, since hollow trees are usually upright, but hTBHs work
just fine, since bees are just as happy to build shorter comb in a longer
lateral space as they are to build very long comb in a narrow space.
As for the
extra “stuff” you don’t need any of it.
None. Not one thing from those
glossy catalogs.
You can make
your bee suit from things you probably already own. If you don’t have any filmy scarves long
enough, maybe you’ll need to get some veil material from your local cloth
store. Other than that, maybe gloves
(though, as mentioned, not all beekeepers wear them, and not wearing them has
the advantage of letting you feel everything you are doing, and make fewer
“oopsie, I dropped it” mistakes).
Hive
tools? Any strong flat tool will do; a
sturdy carpenter’s ruler, a really good butcher knife, these will be just fine. And as for a smoker? Yeah, please don’t use one. We’re serious. You’ll want to get a spray bottle (preferably
one that has never been used for anything else except maybe water) and/or
something you can use to puff out powdered sugar (a baby powder container is a
good example, though if you are going to use one, we recommend washing it
thoroughly before filling it with sugar).
Neither of these items will run you anywhere near as much as the
specialty equipment will, though.
The next big
complaint is the heavy lifting. We’ve
got some good news: in hTBH beekeeping,
you’re not lifting much of anything. Depending on how you construct your hive, you
may have to remove a heavy lid (ours is made from a patchwork of scraps from old
2x8s, and is pretty heavy, but we’ve seen some that are nothing more than a
piece of plywood held in place with bungie cords). Once the lid is off, you only work one bar at
a time (our bars are made from “1x1” lumber which is actually 1 ¼ inches wide),
and the comb extending down from each of these bars will never, even when full
of honey, be more than 2-3 pounds each, a weight we are fairly sure the big
strong readers of this blog will be more than capable of managing.
The
question, of course, arises because people are envisioning a Langstroth
hive. These are the big box hives you’ve
probably seen if you have ever visited a commercial beekeeping setup of any
size or scope. They contain multiple
boxes, one where the queen lays brood, and boxes above this where she is
excluded (by use of a wire grate big enough for worker bees, but too small for
the queen to get through); this is the perfect arrangement if your goal is to
maximize the amount of honey you are stealing from the hive, but it is not so
good if your goal is to cooperate with the bees.
It also
poses the problem of needing to do a lot of heavy lifting – if you want to
check on the health of the brood comb and the queen, you have to first remove
the box containing all the honey, decide how much to take, and then get into the
box with the queen. You’ll notice this
means you’ve got to expose every single bee in the hive, so you’ll be doing
this in the midst of a frantic swarm of bees who are panicking because a)
you’re messing with their house, b) you’ve probably “smoked” them, so their
instinct is to huddle in the house you are messing with, and c) you’ve
drastically altered the temperature in the hive, something they by instinct
spend a great deal of time moderating.
So… why would you want to go through the trouble?
Taking a lot
of time is probably the only reasonable topic to make the list of frequent
complaints, but even then… we only work our hive for maybe 10 minutes at a
stretch. It is true that with a top bar
hive, you really do need to work the hive more frequently than in a traditional
hive (we inspect our comb once a week), but honestly, other than the initial
building of the hive (which took a weekend, but could probably have been done
faster if we were better carpenters), and the time taken to find a package of
bees (we drove 30 miles to get ours; you could just as easily have them
delivered to you), we can’t think of anything that takes more time than it
would take to watch a sitcom on television.
Okay, we take a while to clean up after harvesting honey… but that’s a
fun job. 30 minutes licking your
fingers… a minute and a half washing up with soap and water.
That just
leaves the final complaint, a repeat of the first. And all we can say about those afraid of
stings is, unless you are actually allergic to bees, you’re just a big ol’
wuss. But don’t feel too bad about it…
we, too, totally freaked out the first time we held a 3 lb package of bees, all
buzzing at us like the end was nigh.
Trust us, though, if you can get over that initial fear, it is well worth
it.
Happy
farming!
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